“Rufus is a pimp for three girls.  If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks per day must each girl turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?” --  Question in a Winnipeg maths exam for which a teacher was suspended, 2002

 "Hector knocked up three girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of the girls in the gang that Hector knocked up?" 

Parents of the 13-year-old and 14-year old students who attend Juniper School in Thompson, Manitoba, said they were outraged. ... Guess that was the teacher's idea of 'keeping it real'!!!