Say. . . “Say Wha’”

 

Say. . . “Say Wha’”

I.

Is consciousness fundamental? What is the Whatever? Will

The West Turn Ukraine into a Nuclear Battlefield? What

Trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve if not

Having to pay workers fair wages? Do animals have regional

Accents? Is the Pope Black? What is your poop trying to tell

You? Is it wrong to eat rabbit in front of my rabbit? Does

An unread text send your anxiety through the roof? Am I

Responsible for Woke Nonsense? Are you avoiding conflict

Or are you avoiding yourself? Is my poop normal? Was

Pope Fabian really chosen to be the next pontiff when a

Dove landed on his head during the conclave? How do

Birds navigate smoke-fill air? What is the 5-3-3 rule for

Mummies? Where does your money sleep at night? Why

Does my shitty Android eat up all my memory? Has

McDonalds become too expensive? Do mice think bats

Are angels with limp black ribbons? Hello, old friend, what

Messages do you bring from the void? Do crows dream

So many terrifying human interactions? Their tool-use only

Comparable to some whales, octopuses, elephants, chimps

Etc., and humans? What would it take for you to believe in

The inexistence of ghosts? If Kilmar Abrego Garcia is alive

How would we know? Are we living in a simulation? Is

Climate change ruining my style and my cycle? Are plastics

Throwing your body’s clock off rhythm? Am I weird-

Looking? Do they know you are a clown? Are you brave

Enough to be bored? What is this nation? Should canucks

Be worried about a homegrown broligarchy? Are we

The sexbots? Does austerity cause polarization? Did we

Consent? What are we looking for? What is my Work to

Do? What is the going rate for an hour with a conversation

Worker? Is dialogue extra? Are Oreos vegan? Will

Malignant idiocy and egotism bring down the global

Economy? Has Spotify always sucked so hard? Should

Canucks be worried about threats of annexation? Should

We go extinct? How did the chaos delusion of the cult of

Kek become so powerful? How long is now? Is it normal

To run out of the room or smash things when emotional

II.

Are you not a robot? Do birds dream? Do you believe in

Meme magic? A young blind girl’s eyes? Have I ruined my

Carbon footprint with occasional food deliveries? Is it

Discrimination if the cameraman at the footie match avoids

The bearded lady? If a few can save all, should they? How

Many heart attacks before the police get involved? What’s

The point in being able to kill anyone at anytime if you’re

Not actually killing them, but sending them on lengthy

Expensive stays at public hospitals? Where in Hell are

Labour? What’s the best bird to fight fascism? Should

Canucks be worried about potential roster weaknesses

Salary cap challenges, the health and performance of key

Players like Elias Pettersson and Filip Hronek, and the

Overall lack of depth at forward? How realistic was

The poisonous fruit on White Lotus? Do women shiver

Or shudder when they pee? Do you still want to receive

Nice News? Are you a hostile punctuator? Do you jerk at

Work? What do lumberjacks and mounties have to do

With the manosphere? How much of my reality has been

Distorted all these years? If all of physical reality can be

Reduced to elementary corpuscular entities, is the mind

Nothing more than comparable elements held together by

Something akin to gravity? Do shitlibs understand the

Purpose of NATO? Do shitlibs understand the purpose of

Shitliberalism? Why don’t they want us to know this

III.

Nails or rope? Why hasn’t everything already disappeared

Did you take your meds today, America? Would all of

These tales and the colour green possibly tie us back to the

Story of Benny’s head falling off? What have I done

Marrying this stranger? What is the Sami word for War

What is Millennial Hobby Energy? Should canucks be

Worried about the economy, housing affordability, and

Inflation with China and the U.S. identified as threats

To their national security and economy? How do British

Birds use unihemispheric slow-wave sleep allowing one

Brain half to sleep while the other stays awake for vigilance

And navigation? Put with other questions? Mark

Appearances? Why must everything be optimized? Would

You Possibly Rock and Roll With Me? Do you mean Rock

N’ Roll? Is Le Pen mightier than the sword? Perhaps I

Meant suicide? Is Delulu really the Solulu? Should

Canucks be worried about the death of Johnny Noviello in

ICE custody? Should canucks be more worried about

Becoming India's 29^th state? Please tell me when is it not

Okay to punch Right? Is Musk’s Nazi father really a Nazi

Does the Pope shit in an enormous colonialist treasure

Chest? What happened to TWiT TV? Am I really in jail

Again for #feedbillionairestostarvingpolarbears? Is Arthur

A bear or Venus? Since when did this country ever need to

Outsource brutality? Where does hurricane debris end

Up? Are you a Jerk at work? Do the bosses really

Understand that, in a complex world requiring many

Virtual selves performing precarious work a single

Individual identity often turns out to be a handicap? Can

Mewing help sharpen my jawline? Can a writer be

Bored? Why is the pope buried in three coffins? Why did

Jeremiah Bowman change his name at Yale? You’re

Telling me a panopticon isn't a transforming robot? Are

The means of computation seizable? Should canucks be

Worried about glacial shifts? Do you want to feel comfort-

Able or do you want to know the truth? You want to

Know how superintelligent cyborgs might treat ordinary

Flesh-and-blood human being? Will the real MechaHitler

Please stand up? What is a ‘Fart Walk’ and why is it good

For your health? Asking people to stop unaliving the

Innocent is now considered terrorism? Is dairy giving

You nightmares? Who will guard the guardians of

Neuroscience? What is the best medicine for

Disappointment? Should we be worried about

Astronauts’ guts? Which is worse: a hot dog or a

Hamburger? Why is Big Oil sponsoring kids’ science fairs

IV.

Are we not captors? Was anyone spared extreme weather

This weekend? Is your workbuilding up to code? Instead

Of playing Lesser Evilism with corporations have you

Tried burning their HQs to the ground? Is Peter Thiel

The Antichrist? Should canucks be worried about a trade

Deal that still includes tariffs? Do u guys think the fall

Of the Roman Empire was also this incredibly stupid

Should canucks be worried about protectionist trade

Policies? Darling, remind me why we didn't fly? How

Old were you when you finally dropped your species

Pride? If nature is Out There, she asks, then what am I

Did Pope Francis actually urge us to treat migrants “in a

Way which is always humane”? And what if the most

Radical act in our tumultuous times (or at any time)

Would be to sit down wherever you are and wake up to

The oneness of life, and what if that awakened rebel

Mind then stood up and resisted the status quo of con-

Fusion, division, and bigotry and went on a subversive

Mission to embody wholeness and compassion in the

Heart of life? Say, wha’ do we think we owe each other